The cast went straight to the “mess” that Heard deliberately left in the bed he shared with Depp when the two, as always, didn’t get along.
Asked in court how it felt to find “fecal matter” in his bed, “Depp”, played by a ponytail Kyle Mooneyhe replied: “I felt very, very sad.”
After an objection about an altered line of interrogation, Judge Penny Azcarte (played by a wine drinker Cecilia Forte channeling judge Jeanine Pirro) rules: “I’ll allow it because it looks fun and this test is for fun.”
The results of the offending incident are revealed in court in a surveillance video of the property manager Kenan Thompson while checking out Heard and Depp’s bedroom. He sniffs: “Damn! There is a smell of boo boo in here!
Everyone from Thompson to Depp’s landscaper Ego Nwodim and worker Chris Redd refuse to clean it up
“I know it’s not the most pertinent story of the moment”, Kate McKinnon such as MSNBC‘S Nicole Wallace grants at the beginning of the drawing. “But with all the troubles in the world isn’t it nice to have news that we can all watch and collectively say, ‘Ooh, glad it’s not me?’”
See it in the video above.