Bullet Train: Brad Pitt film leaves critics wanting to get off

“Bullet Train has no shortage of giddy, madcap gusto, hoping to satiate hardcore genre fans with its bloody, over-the-top violence and rising body count,” continued Tim Grierson. “But this lumbering locomotive proves to be neither hilariously amoral nor liberatingly violent – it makes quite a commotion, but mostly just spins its wheels.”